Asking For A Friend #50

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud.

Asking For A Friend #50

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud.

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.


Do you want me to visit you in your dreams?
Asking for a friend.

Is this new artisan outfit too artisanal? 
Asking for a friend.

Is it illegal to cook and eat an extra-terrestrial? 
Asking for a friend.

Will ladz at festivals call me bruv and high five me if I wear this all summer?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of sun bed goggles?
Asking for Thom Yorke.

How did the person who invented the first clock know what the time was?
Asking for a friend.

Are socks and flip flops #ontrend this season?
Asking for a friend.

Do sesame seeds count as one of your five a day?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy some artisan street art?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a photo of my imaginary friend?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a photo of Hank Solo and Princess Lady for Star Wars Day?
Asking for a friend.

Was Sid James in Tron? 
Asking for a friend.


 

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