Asking For A Friend #45

 
Commentary

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 


Who's lookin back?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need an artisan clock?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone fancy chipping in and going halves on this? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone see a ginger cat come this way?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a luxury artisan yacht? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking to share a large room in Stoke Newington? Nice decor and shit.

Asking for a friend.

 

Is yellow the new black?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone need an Easter Bunny for the weekend?

Asking for a friend.

Is this Balearic?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy some artisan vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

Will this shirt make a man in his forties even more sexy? 

Asking for a friend.

Is this safe to eat?

Asking for a friend.

Would these look best with denim hotpants or PE shorts?

Asking for a friend.

Do all Scottish people start out as a Scotch Egg?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone know when this new super hero film is out? 

Asking for a friend.

Can someone fucking help me here please? 

Asking for a coward.