Asking For A Friend #40

Do you too have that friend that asks weird stupid questions and then justifies himself by saying he is just Asking For A Friend.

Asking For A Friend #40

Do you too have that friend that asks weird stupid questions and then justifies himself by saying he is just Asking For A Friend.

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 


If I face the other way, will it make me more sexy? 
Asking for a friend.

Hey ladies. Are you looking for love?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a pair of shears I can borrow?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy 12 cases of Kit Kats?
Asking for a friend.

Will these rid me of my short man syndrome?
Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look if you're off to meet your girlfriend's family for the first time?
Asking for a friend.

Can someone lend us a quid?
Asking for a friend.

Was watching Channel4 when suddendly...

Is it a good idea to propose with a surprise tatoo on the butt?
Asking for a friend.

Can you tell I've done a forward comb-over?
Asking for a friend.

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