Asking For A Friend #35

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately...

Asking For A Friend #35

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately...

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 


Anyone want to buy a rare Star Wars figure? Still boxed. Ideal for collectors. 
Asking for a friend.

Are we expecting snow this evening? 
Asking for a friend.

How do you get mythical faerie folk and wood daemons out of your back garden? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone fancy helping me put this new flat pack bed together?
Asking for a friend.

Will this stop 'them' from reading my mind?
Asking for a friend.

Will silver trousers make a middle aged chubby bloke look sexy? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a light?
Asking for a friend.

Is this trendy enough to wear to a Men's Fashion Week party tonight? 
Asking for a friend.

Does it notice that I've died my hair black? 
Asking for a friend.


 

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