Mitch Davis's friend has been a little bit busy this week - I'm sure you can imagine all sorts of reasons why that might be, in fact we've got 27 sources of potential reasons for that... Nevertheless, he has indeed still delivered the goods and we're once more happy to leave you in his capable hands. That image above? We'll get to that...
If you're off to appear on an episode of First Dates this evening, should you wear this? Asking for a friend.
Anyone got a number for the Men In Black? Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to buy two taxidermied rats that have been turned into a thong? Asking for a friend.
Is there much to do in Ipswich if you're banned from leaving the centre? Asking for a friend.
Is it weird to enjoy a candle lit meal with your imaginary girlfriend? Asking for a friend.
This looks good, anyone seen it? Asking for a friend.
Anyone looking for a room to rent in a lovely cottage in the woods? Asking for a friend.
Is it wrong to wear a bra made from dead hedgehogs? Asking for a friend.
Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.
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