Asking For A Friend #18

If you dress like Ozone, will it improve your breakdancing skills? Asking for a friend...

Asking For A Friend #18

If you dress like Ozone, will it improve your breakdancing skills? Asking for a friend...

How friendly are your friends? Are they friendly friends? Are they the friendliest friends a friend could befriend? We're just warming you up for the amount of times that you're about to read the word friend as Mitch Davis delivers a bumper bundle of his friend's questions this week. Think you can handle it? Of course you can, dig in with this question about those handsome men above;

If you dress like Ozone, will it improve your breakdancing skills? Asking for a friend.

Will this ad placed in a newsagent get me some work? Asking for a friend.

Will Madonna ever reply to my remix requests? Asking for a friend.

Anyone fancy a free hug? Asking for a friend.

If a 44 year old man cries himself to sleep every night, should he speak to a doctor? Asking for a friend.

Could a forty four year old get away with wearing these Special K from Breakdance fashion pants? Asking for a friend.

If you've just liked a girl's photo on here from 2013, will she know you've been stalking her page? Asking for a friend.

If you're making music today, what genre should you be jumping on to get in the Beatport Chart? Asking for a friend.

Am I out of a job? Asking for Professor Brian Cox.

Anyone looking for a modern gaff to rent in London Fields? £2500 pcm. Asking for a friend.

Will Marvel make a big budget film starring me? Asking for a friend.

Are these red trainers and shorts ok to wear to a job interview? Asking for a friend.

Is it possible to delete this from the Internet? Asking for George Lucas.

Should you wear underwear and trousers with your new SpongeBob outfit? Police are saying yes. Asking for a friend.

Any ladies on here want to go out with me...Please...I'm so lonely. Asking for a friend.

Will dressing like this make you run faster? Asking for a friend.

Anyone know the name of that track with the squidgy acid noise and a 4/4 kick drum loop on it? Asking for a friend.

How do you get onto the dark web to buy Fairtrade Cocaine? Asking for a friend.

Is it sad to do MDMA on your own on a Tuesday night, if you're a bit bored and lonely? Asking for a friend.

Will this hairstyle and earring make me sexy? Asking for a friend.

If the old boy next door has popped his clogs, is it ok to take the milk from his doorstep? Asking for a friend.

Is this hip hop enough to wear to a Sugarhill Gang/Grandmaster Flash gig tonight? Asking for a friend.


Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.

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