Asking For A Friend #12

Am I the greatest living rock star on the planet? Asking for a friend...

Asking For A Friend #12

Am I the greatest living rock star on the planet? Asking for a friend...

Blah blah blah, hilarious anecdote, why don't we just hand over to Mitch Davis as he asks a bunch of questions on behalf of his friend;

If your new kettle melts the first time you use it, can you get your money back from Argos? Asking for a friend.

Could I headline the Pyramid Stage next year with an unplugged acoustic dj set? Asking for a friend.

Will these make a chubby funster even more sexy? Asking for a friend.

Am I the greatest living rock star on the planet? Asking for a friend.

Is this ok to wear if you're going dogging later? Asking for a friend.

If you've unwittingly opened the gates of Hell in your living room, what's the password to close them? Asking for a friend.

Is this available for the Kindle? Asking for Jim Davidson.

If you've unwittingly opened the gates of Hell in your living room, what's the password to close them? Asking for a friend.

Is this nu post retro haircut Balearic? Asking for a friend.

If you're a sex addict, can you get it free on the NHS? Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look for your first time Speed Dating? Asking for a friend.

Is it a sin to snort coke off a catholic priests chest? He's saying it's not. Asking for a friend.

If your cat sneaks in from a night out and he looks like this, should you call Batman? Asking for a friend.

If your mum is insisting you wear a wooly out, in case it gets a bit nippy, should you ignore her? Asking for a friend.

As a chef, if your culinary work gets featured in a national newspaper, should you include it on your cv? Asking for a friend.

If your new girlfriend is making you wear one of these, does she have trust issues? Asking for a friend.


Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.

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