Knock knock.

Who's there?

Asking For A Friend.

Asking For A Friend, that semi-regular Ransom Note feature you used to run every Friday, then every other Friday, and now every so often when you can be fucked, basically?

Yeah.

Fuck off.

OK.

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Is my tan even?
Asking for a friend.

Can anyone help?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a AAA wristband for Lovebox?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for two men?
Asking for two men.

Anyone want to buy a small sombrero?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy one of these official NYC t-shirts?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a bath?
Asking for a friend.

How far back can you scroll on someone's Facebook timeline before it's considered stalking?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy this limited edition Welsh import?
Asking for a friend.

Am I on the wrong flight?
Asking for a friend.

Are these Balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Where's the fucking party at?
Asking for a friend.

How do you spell thecno?
Asking for a friend.

Is this book a suitable gift for a small child? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to join the club? 
Asking for a friend.

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