Whether you've had a particularly testing week or if you've already swanned off to Glastonbury in search of a weekend of music and general debauchery, we've got another batch of questions in from Mitch Davis's wonderful friend to make sure that you've got a smile on your face wherever you are. Let's kick off with something nice and topical based on the image above then...
Is this £600 ticket fake? The security at the gates are saying it is. Asking for a friend at Worthy Farm.
What's a cool word for 'cool' these days? Asking for a friend.
Is it cool to refer to mash as 'pulled potatoes' these days? Asking for a friend.
If you've injected mdma into your eyes, will they stay like this forever? Asking for a friend.
Is it wrong to set up a charity and then keep the money to spend on a fancy holiday? Asking for a friend.
Is it unlawful to throw leftovers out of your window onto the street below? The council are saying it is. Asking for a friend.
If you've just seen yourself on Redtube, how do you get the clip removed? Asking for a friend.
If you've been filmed snorting coke on the tube and it's gone viral, will you get sacked? Asking for a friend.
If you're off to meet Kylie and want to have it off with her, should you wear this little Versace number? Asking for a friend.
If girls laugh when they see your penis, is it because you're funny? Asking for a friend.
Can you die from being too fucking handsome? Asking for a friend.
Are Nigel Farage tattoos still a thing? Asking for a friend.
Hello...is it me you're looking for? Asking for a friend.
Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.
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