Asking For A Friend #108

"Is this balearic?"

Asking For A Friend #108

"Is this balearic?"

Another week, another catalogue of total and utter shittery. But look - you can either be a cunt about it, or you can go ahead and keep on living your life. Once viewed, the images below are best immediately pushed to the deepest recesses of your brain, lest they ever crop up in your vision at an inopportune moment. But you should try anything once, right? So stick on your worn-out copy of Balearic Beats Vol. 1, slather yourself in ketchup and dig out a DVD copy of Paul Blart: Mall Cop - this is your fifteen minutes of fame, repeated on a loop ad infinitum. This, my friends, is Asking For A Friend.


Has my hair gone lighter in the sun?
Asking for a friend.

Are these balearic? 
Asking for a friend.

If the earth is flat, how do you explain this photo?
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Does the five second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.
Asking for a friend.

Is wafer thin ham a good substitute for wet wipes?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of sun bed goggles?
Asking for Thom Yorke.

How can you tell when your tomato soup is hot enough?
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic? 
Asking for a friend.

What the fuck is this? 
Asking for myself.

Is this balearic? 
Asking for a friend.

If you find an extra terrestrial in your garden, is it illegal to cook it? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an Erotic Starter Kit For Beginners? 
Asking for a friend.

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