Asking For A Friend #8

Grolsch bottle tops, .gifs and elderly pregnant children. Seriously...

Asking For A Friend #8

Grolsch bottle tops, .gifs and elderly pregnant children. Seriously...

In what might just be our very favourite batch of questions yet (prepare for a cracker about DOOF DOOF), Mitch Davis's friend has once more pulled through with a batch of questions that have come our way via Mitch to help keep you entertained at all hours of the day. What am I waffling on for? Go on, treat yourself to some giggles;

How do you rub out tattoo writing? Asking for a friend.

What do people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all their free time? Asking for a friend.

Ladies. Is this an erotic look for a chubby funster? Asking for a friend.

Is this deep ouse enough to go for a cheeky Nandos with the ladz? Asking for a friend.

Is there an agency you sign up with to become a male gigolo? Asking for a friend.

How do you convince a Buddhist friend that he owes you money from three lives ago? Asking for a friend.

Are these KFC chickens genetically modified? Asking for a friend.

What should you put on your Facebook relationship status if you have an imaginary girlfriend? Asking for a friend.

How do you print out .gif files so the image still moves? Asking for a friend.

Do disabled elderly pregnant children even exist? Asking for a friend.

Anyone know the name of this house record? It's got a drum that goes doof doof doof doof. Asking for a friend.

Why am I so fucking handsome? It's just ridiculous. Asking for a friend.

When will I, will I be famous? Asking for a friend.

Are Grolsch bottle tops on ya shoes still a thing? Asking for a friend.

Is it true that if you're a virgin until you're 45 you then become a wizard? Asking for a friend.


Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.

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