Though we're relatively concerned for Mitch Davis's safety with this 'friend' of his asking him quite so many questions, there's very little we're going to do about it. Why? Well, because it means we get a batch of gems such as this every week. Enjoy...
Are there any websites online where you can watch pornographic films? Asking for a friend.
What's it called if you're becoming xenophobic towards people from your own country? Asking for a friend.
If you masturbate without a condom, will your hand get pregnant? Asking for a friend.
How long after laser eye surgery does it take for the lasers to start working? Asking for a friend.
Just watching Game Of Thrones. Are dwarves cocks really magic? Asking for a friend.
Is it still gay if you had a drunken threesome with two men, but they were dressed as ladies? Asking for a friend.
If your girlfriend writes into a magazine complaining about your small penis, should you finish with her? Asking for a friend.
Is it still really cool to wear a zany jesters hat to festivals this summer? Asking for a friend.
If you had sex with a lady in a dream, does it mean you've lost your virginity? Asking for a friend.
Would the Sexy Chevron Pineapple cut suit a white, chubby funster in his very late thirties (44)? Asking for a friend.
Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.
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