Rather than bother to do any work around here any more, all of us at R$N simply crowd around an Amstrad monitor, anxiously waiting for Mitch Davis to update his Facebook status with yet another question that his seemingly erstwhile friend has asked him. Nothing beats an image of a scantily, or peculiarly, dress man popping up on your screen in the middle of the day as co-workers begin to get slightly suspicious about what you actually do there.
Thankfully he's once again pulled through with another selection of questionable questions for your amusement, or for you simply to mull over - in case you've got a lot of time on your hands and are looking for a new hobby.
It's question time;
What time do drug dealers open on a Monday morning? Asking for a friend.
Anyone know a good tattoo laser removal place? Asking for a friend.
Is it ok to have four siestas in one day?
Asking for a friend
Is it socially acceptable to have a visible erection whilst nudey sunbathing in Hyde Park?
Asking for a friend
Is it wrong for a 44 year old man to have a bit of an orgasm over the new Star Wars trailer? Asking for a friend.
Will two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls help get rid of a hangover? Asking for a friend.
Would this look ok on a slightly chubby man in his 40s on Ibiza's beaches this summer? Asking for a friend.
If you've just accidentally shot yourself in the leg with a crossbow should you call 999? Asking for a friend.
Would this be smart enough to wear on a first date? Asking for a friend.
Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine amongst other things.
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