Asking For A Friend #1 - Attire Special

Mitch Davis is "asking for a friend". He's been doing that for some time now and he's given us the honour of serialising them. We kick off with an attire special...

Asking For A Friend #1 - Attire Special

Mitch Davis is "asking for a friend". He's been doing that for some time now and he's given us the honour of serialising them. We kick off with an attire special...

As you're surely all aware, instead of getting down to the daily grind at R$N Towers we spend most of our time on the look out for obtuse humour. Via the lizarding (allegedly) medium of Facebook, we stumbled across a fantastic chain of questions from the effortlessly funny Mitch Davis... that he was asking for a friend, of course.

We laughed so much that a little wee came out we decided that we should ask Mr Davis to "ask his friend" if we may serialise his mindspill/sparks of genius for your amusement. He kindly agreed.

We're kicking the series off with an attire special, obviously;

Is it too early to drink this tequila? Asking for a friend.

If I eat myself, will I disappear completely or grow twice as big? Asking for a friend.

How do you hide your number before doing nuisance calls? Asking for a friend.

43 and 21. Too much of an age gap? Asking for a friend.

If you smoked quite a lot of crystal meth three days ago, when will you stop being wide awake? Asking for a friend.

If a neighbour sees you looking at them through a telescope, accidentally pointed at their house, will they call the police? Asking for a friend.


Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine amongst other things.

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