Hats off to RamJam online games for putting together Southern Rail Tycoon - an online game were your objective is to steal money from commuters by pointlessly delaying trains. In a set up that bears absolutely no relation to the real world Southern Rail service of recent months, you play the boss of Southern Rail, aiming to stack profits by delaying trains and snatching fares. Ram Jam have also thoughtfully provided links to genuine Southern Rail compensation claim pages in the extremely unlikely event that you've actually suffered a delay at their hands...
Play Southern Rail Tycoon here, perhaps marvelling at the joy of a privatised rail service whilst you do so.
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