This Week… The Saucy Dictator
"Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem." – Stalin
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – A. Schwarzenegger
"They misunderstand me" – G. Bush
"Why should Americans have healthcare when I can't even have a chin?!" -M. McConnell
"Young Stalin was pretty fit." C. Godfree
This week saw the reveal of a deep dark secret.
A close friend announced proudly that Joesph Stalin (yes the moustached gentleman up above) was in fact quite "fit". He even went as far as to say that a "fit young Stalin" would get it. To clarify, this is the same Stalin who caused national conflict, divided opinion, and bizarrely fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy. A young sexy Stalin cowboy, mmm.
Anyway, moving swiftly on from big Jo.
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– Elsewhere this week a man had to suffer a crushing defeat after crashing his brand new Ferrari after only one hour of ownership. It's embarassing but things could be worse….
Seriously , the south of the UK is incredible. Men who voted Brexit trying citizen arrest 11 year olds. Amazing pic.twitter.com/nhAZlYIpTL
— Dale (@DaleRobertsDR) July 23, 2017