This Week – sausage legs, Syrian blankets,gay floods & how much are you hated by the daily mail?


“Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That’s not real! I know for a fact that’s got nothing to do with this song. A man with legs made of sausages … “

“Can we listen to this with the sound down?”

“Maybe the motorbike’s rushing to the radio station to say ‘STOP! This is SHIT!”

“He developed lazyitis, masquerading as nervous exhaustion”

“Was she on the bike?!  Hang on a minute” 

“If you need 4 guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the folkin’ best at that!”

“I don’t like the fact that the people who are making them think they’re fucking making Apocalypse Now, and everything is the most important ‘this is a really important shot and this…’ fucking bollocks it’s nonsense. (…) I mean… who fucking watches these videos these days? no one”
“What was I dressed like there? I look like fucking colombo” 
“Maybe the motorbike’s rushing to the radio station to say ‘STOP! This is SHIT!”
“That’s supposed to be a spaceship taking off; it looks like a bunch of scaffoldings sinking.”
“Robbie Williams based his entire fucking career on this song…”
“That’s not an actual record playing and that’s not a real clown”

Important Stuff:

And now onto more important things which actually needs your attention:

“Close to six million children have now been affected by the conflict in Syria. Many have lost everything – family, friends and homes. Children have been killed, orphaned or suffered life-changing injuries. 
Winter storms are already hitting the region. Syria’s children, already weakened by the crisis, desperately need warm clothes and blankets to protect them from the cold. They need our help to protect them from deadly diseases like pneumonia and keep them alive this winter.”

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Vaguely Political & Factoids:

 “I believe as a Christian I should love gay people and indeed, I do.

“My prayer for them is they will be healed. It is nonsense to say it is homophobic. If you love a person enough to want them to be healed and to have a proper family, that is hardly homophobic. It is a spiritual disease it’s not what I say, it’s what the Bible says.”

“I am a man who prays every day for every member of the cabinet and for every member of the royal family and when, two years ago, I wrote to the prime minister to warn him there are repercussions for serious breaches of the coronation oath, such as this one has been, when I saw what followed I naturally assumed this was the result of them going against God’s laws.”

Yup, yup ok then mate. Silvester you speak the truth. 

“A goldmine to exploit” NSA doing a bit of SMS vacuuming.

“The Ministry of Defence has stated it will be investigating crowd behaviour at music festivals. Is this a waste of money or could it put an end to terrorism by attending Download?” Find out

Skiing in Iran looks gooooood.

Quick run for the hills – Ghost ship crewed by cannibal rats

Nice piece on Edgar Evans in Caught By The River.

Victoria line control room looking good guys… 

On the subject of undergrounds. Did you see the fake London signs:  

…which leads us nicely onto:

Stupid shit: 

I should be really drawing light of something more interesting here but let’s start with cash cats first as the internet doesn’t quite have enough cats in it at this precise moment: 

Substitute your face for Walt off of that there Breaking Bad and other.

This is a must see…

?Ah, I miss HK: “The aura and atmosphere of the modern clubbing scene is filled with images of people moving in unison to the beat of synthesised remixed dance and electronic music spun out by a DJ perched upon an elevated stage.” I actually went to the ‘Billion Club’ once (on a tuesday for some social event) – it was exactly as you would expect.  L

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