“Glastonbury is kicking OFF!” HD
“Better update Facebook then” JS ?

“I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.” 

“I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.”
“Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.”
“Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.”

“In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em to fuck with you. ” Unknown quotes

I need a new identity… today Matthew I am going to be Harvey Houghton. You can catch me at:
83 Balsham Road


YO25 0LU

You’re a fucking human being…

Hope they have one of these in the field…

Fkkin with a drum machine… there’s always a drum machine somewhere in here. Well sometimes.


10 great TED talks to watch stoned

How much will 1 million Pandora plays earn you?

I place 20 quid in a box

So do you

Now the box contains 40 quid and we both know it

I sell the box to you for 30 quid and we both walk away with a 10 quid profit!!


Or what?




And like that…