This Week… Cats, Dogs And Ooglie-Booglies
"The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you." – B. B. King
“Classic' – a book which people praise and don't read.” – M. Twain
"Are you calling me a liar?" – N. Farage
"What kind of name for a dog is Pistol? Just because he's Johnny Depp doesn't mean he can be Johnny Shit-Dog-Name." – Man in bar
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." – M. Hedberg
OOGLIE BOOGLIE! Hey Red… (Does anyone else watch Futurama? No? – Ciaran)
We're all unicorns inside.