From The Badger’s Lair #12

IT’S SEXY TO SMOKE A PIPE. YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

WHILST YOUR PARKING YOU PENNY FARTHING. 
SEEMS THERE’S A MARKET FOR THEM. MAKES YOU WONDER DOESN’T IT.

HERE.

ANOTHER NICE NEW TAKE ON AN OLD FAVOURITE. THE CARRIER PIGEON. FRIENDLY DOOR TO DOOR DELIVERY.

SOMETIMES.

"HI…."

"HELLO THERE…"

"DO YOU MIND, CANT YOU SEE I’M TAKING A BATH !"

“THAT’S OKAY….WE DON’T MIND…"

SNOW IS SOOOOOO BETTER THAN SLUSH. PROTECT YOUR STASH WITH THIS HANDY POCKET HUMIDOR.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK PRECIOUS?”

“I LOVE IT…THANKS MUM..CAN YOU PASS ME MY PIPE PLEASE?"

“JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP PUNK…”

“WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY…?”

WE’RE ALWAYS WATCHING. BECAUSE WE CARE.

SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE. STAY SHARP. AND RISE ABOVE.

AHOY ME OLD SAUSAGE…

I LOVE ME A PERFECTLY TIMED PHOTO OPERTUNITY.

ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE SHOWY OFF CUNTS GETTING THEIRS…

AND THE BAD BRAINS 

I make decision with precision
Lost inside this manned collision
Just to see that what is to be
Perfectly my fantasy

I came to know with now dismay
That in this world we all must pay
Pay to write, pay to play
Pay to cum, pay to fight

And all in time,
With just our minds
We soon will find
What's left behind

Not long ago when things were slow
We all got by with what we know
The end is near. Hearts filled with fear
Don't want to listen to what they hear

And so it's now we choose to fight
To stick up for our bloody right
The right to sing, the right to dance
The right is ours… We'll take the chance

A peace together
A piece apart
A piece of wisdom
From our hearts.