TONKA'S WEEK ??

Sincere apologies for not having fleshed this week's Tonka's Week out in time. As I say, the circumstances surrounding this excuse are unexplained.

TONKA'S WEEK ??

Sincere apologies for not having fleshed this week's Tonka's Week out in time. As I say, the circumstances surrounding this excuse are unexplained.

I've not had time to finish this week's Tonka's Week due to unexplained circumstances.

 

Below are the notes I was working from up until the Ran$om Note Thursday night deadline.

 

As you can see, you're missing out on the end of a cracking curtain pole anecdote and nine other potentially explosive recollections.

 

Sincere apologies for not having fleshed this week's Tonka's Week out in time. As I say, the circumstances surrounding this excuse are unexplained.

 

TONKAS WEEK

21 March 2014

 

I put a new curtain pole up in WRDMHQ over the weekend. Well, I say pole! The back office has recently been redecorated and I wanted to jazz up the dry zone with new curtains. I got in the company car and sped off to Dunelm Mill on the A40, knocking over a nearby traffic cone and beeping my horn a few times as I left the company car park. When I arrived at the shop I asked to be shown the curtain and curtain pole aisle and was duly accompanied. I picked out the most expensive pole and the most expensive curtains and paid for them in cash.

 

When I got back to WRDMHQ I quickly set about measuring up and preparing myself. With bay windows

 

Harder than you think / track or pole / etc

 

The office has a bay window so I bought some posh poles.

 

- Max Cliffords cock / Dan Beaumont

 

- Airplane missing

 

- Bleaching agent podcast

 

- Not worn a coat for over a week now

 

- This weeks reviews on WRDM

 

- DJ Dave Clarke picking on me in Twitter

 

- Contact lenses a bit dry. Got a voucher for free eye test at Spec Savers but the deadline has passed. Deciding whether to go ahead.

 

- Young/old porn (step mom lesbian stuff)

 

- The film, Pretty Woman

 

Tonka better return properly next week or there's going to be severe repercussions. 
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?Tonka is the sole writer for the world famous Weekly Review of Dance Music tho he can barely do that at the moment. 
 

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