THIS WEEK... TRUE FAKE NEWS, ANIMALS AND INSURANCE CLAIMS ADVICE

"Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef."

THIS WEEK... TRUE FAKE NEWS, ANIMALS AND INSURANCE CLAIMS ADVICE

"Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef."

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain." - V. Greene

"There are no facts, only interpretations." - F.Nietsche

“I’ve just concluded - since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocate homosexual people and enjoys an attractive countenance - thus if it becomes necessary, I shall travel to Washington, DC, get down on my knee and ask his hand.” - R. Mugabe


This Week wouldn’t be This Week without Mugabe, would it?

Yes, it would, and is. The autocratic sort-of-still-leader of Zimbabwe has never ever, not never, ever, never been mentioned in this news roundup and still won’t be. So let's move on. Swiftly. Here are some fun facts about Robert Mugabe.

Cool, so anyway, Gene Simmonds, lead singer of the shit-but-good 80s rock band Kiss, has been banned from Fox News for life — Is that a bad thing? —becuase he exposed his torso and shouted: “Hey chicks, sue me!”. What. A. Naughty. Rock. Star he is. 

Can you believe that Lecher-In-Chief D. Trump said this...

I mean, yes, it should be condemned but you're the blackest pot in the kitchen, PAL. LOOK. Thanks, Youtube.

Old news but what a C**T. All that shit he talks about fake news. I ain't having none of it! None of it, I tell ya!

Richie bloody Hawtin is going into hair, and not just any hair, obviously, he's going into the future of hair, totally redefining what it will be to be a hair stylist. And moreover, it was us, RANSOM NOTE, who broke the story. 

Also.

We've had a lot of beef going on in the office this week. It's been pretty scary at times it's been balanced by plenty of cheese chat from Palm Traxx, which I suggest you get to know. And when you mix the two together you get something wonderful.

Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
Ooh cheese, ooh cheese

And now back to the important round-up section I like to call, "here we go for the important news of the week today section".

A Moth Fish.

Looks nothing like either does it?

Here's a list of animals that don't look like their name. Ready

1. Bearcat

2. Red Panda

3. Honey Badger

4. Flying Lemur

5. Horny Toad

6.  Mountain Chicken

There's an old myth about American's not understanding irony

This is something to help you cope with the dreaded upcoming weekend :(

Roll on Monday, eh! :)

BTW, does your dad need any hash?

Safe.x

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