Asking For A Friend #94

Remember that grime kid who kept asking who and what and where? Well, this article is nothing like that.This is far more sophisticated, the peak of editorial elegance and a chance to reflect upon some of our deepest questions. The ones which puzzle us, trouble us and keep us lying awake at night into the early hours. Earth is a complicted place and Ransom Note is here to help, to voice out loud what we may have not stumbled upon or considered as of yet. 

This is asking for a friend… maybe. 

Is it too hot out to wear this today?
Asking for a friend

Anyone want to buy VIP passes for tomorrow night? 
£250 each.
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic?
Asking for a friend

If dinosaurs didn't exist, how do you explain this photo?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone off to Glastonbury today need some fashion wellies?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know where you can buy this outfit online? 
Asking for a friend.

If a small wood elf with a large penis is in your garden firing sticks at you, are you tripping? 
Asking for a friend.

Help! 
Anyone know how to close this demonic puzzle box I've opened. 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo to lend us?
Asking for a friend

Is this a suitable look for a job interview at Ikea tomorrow? 
Asking for a friend.

Will this look good on a 46 year old chubby funster?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a trendy Yeezy tracksuit?
One careful owner.
Asking for a friend.