ASKING FOR A FRIEND #80

Why is the computer so slow?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND #80

Why is the computer so slow?

Seems like our man Mitch Davis' 'friend' certainly had a decent time over the holiday period. Probably pints of tramadol, laced with MDMA with a rim of gak judging by some of the seriously bizarre questions he collared him with in the pub. Dry January? Never!


What time do the shops open tomorrow? Need to go buy presents and food and shit?
Asking for a friend.

Do crack or smack dealers deliver on Xmas Day? 
Asking for a friend.

Atheists. If Jesus didn't exist, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.

Idiots. If dinosaurs are extinct, how was the photo taken? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone having a NYE party? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this dessert too gay? 
Asking for Richard Hammond.

Anyone looking for a chef?
Asking for a friend.

Is there your card? 
Asking for a friend.


 

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