Asking For A Friend #79

 
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Christmas is a season for friends. It is also a season for pubs. Why not ask your friends the following 'real life' questions whilst enjoying a pint at the local bar. Go on, give it a go…

We all have that one bloke who likes to think out loud in the pub right? Yeah, we do. Course, so anyway, here is ours and here are his questions from the past week… Heaven help us!

Anyone want to buy a child's Danger Bike?
Asking for a friend.

Will this give you the Force?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got any Lemsip?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know how to calm an angry tiger down?
Asking for a friend.

If the earth is round, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.

If Michael Jackson is really dead, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.

If ghosts aren't real, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.

If sasquatch aren't real, then how do you explain this? 
Asking for a friend.

If Elvis is dead, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an advance screening copy of Star Wars VIII? 
Asking for a friend.

If aliens don't exist, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.


 

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