Asking For A Friend #69

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to buy a family board game? Some pieces missing.
Asking for a friend.

Ladies. Will my girlfriend think I'm sexy if I wear these?
Asking for a friend.

If you wear these will people think you're uber cool or a cunt?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone wanna hire a balloon animal artist for a wedding, kids party or funeral?
Asking for a friend.

Is it safe to snort coffee if you've run out of after dinner cocaine?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a copy of my new song?
Asking for a friend.

If I wear this, will people think I'm a sexy glam time traveller from the 70's?
Asking for a friend.

If your bananas look like this, have you done too much acid?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a box of homemade artisan rainbow lollies?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a computer man?
Asking for a friend.