Asking For A Friend #114

There's always that one bloke in the pub who does his thinking out loud. That guy who doesn't hesitate before immediately throwing out the questions which pop into his head. He has little to no filter and asks the things hat we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend…

Anyone want to buy some vintage Star Wars figures?
Asking for a friend.

How do you make friends?
Asking for a friend.

Will I get into Berghain looking like this? 
Asking for a friend.

If bigfoot don't exist, how do you explain this photo?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone travelling to Ibiza from Papua New Guinea via Bolivia on November 8th? Need a parcel dropping off.
Asking for a friend.

So how the fuck do I get outta here?
Asking for a cat.

Anyone want to buy a new van? Needs a few parts.
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a new pet?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a DJ?
Asking for a friend.

Are these trendy?
Asking for a friend.