Asking For A Friend #112

There's always that one bloke in the pub who does his thinking out loud. That guy who doesn't hesitate before immediately throwing out the questions which pop into his head. He has little to no filter and asks the things hat we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend…

Anyone fancy a hotdog?
Asking for a friend.

Has anyone got a bit of washing up liquid they can spare? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know how to get a photo removed from Facebook?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know what time John Lewis opens?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a shit hot remix?
Asking for a friend.

Whose is it then?
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic? 
Asking for Frank Bough.

Sick bastards! How is this even legal? 
Asking for a friend.

This painting of Kylie Minogue riding her bike to the local Esso garage to buy some Rizla and a bag of Minstrels is for sale. Anyone want to buy it?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want a couple of phils?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone fancy a pint? 
Asking for a friend.

Are 1988 acid house ponytails still in vogue?
Asking for a friend.

First day at new job. Why is everyone ignoring me?
Asking for a friend.

Is this normal?
Asking for a friend.

Can someone fucking help me?
Asking for a cat.